So what happened???

So what really happened today? Was it a day of meditation a la BBW or did the "errant flipper" actually take on an evil faction of the porcine pursuasion? This Bathroom Buddie incursion lark seems not to have been fully put to bed ... Well the Fox found Mr F in exactly the same position in which she left him but BBW has mentioned that he's well catered for on the bacon front for tea ... So who knows!

PS. Vet of the James Herriott pursuasion called. Pigs blood has been found and a mysteriously "hot" plimsole ... A passer by was overheard to say "the frog went absolutely mental ... and a green flash was spotted leaving the site." Mrs Trellis from Llandudno was heard to say "I never believed that a green dressed hero could move that fast ..."

Evidence has been found of inflated electricity bills due to charging of light sabers in the South Norwood area ...

Ummmmmmmm, Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm meditating .... Ummmmmmmmmm