Hail the conquering hero ...

Mr F has at last had a moment to share with you pictures of his victorious return to the HITW following the Great Bathroom Buddie Incursion of Waterloo.

Outside the Hole with my light saber!

BBW lets me pull my first pint.

Me wearing a natty hat and soaking up the triumphant atmosphere!

Me, BBW and Foxette are heading off on another adventure soon. I just need some new sand shoes to replace the ones that were trashed in the incursion though I'm busy packing and have been told I look cool, windswept and interesting in my scarf. Foxette will be tucked into my rucksack.

I'm going to miss the Fox, but me and BBW are a good team and I'm excited by the prospect of my new flipper related adventure which we'll try and tell you about via this blog site. Who knows I might even get a chance to keep up with the Fox's blog.

The frogmobile departs to different shores soon ...

So what happened???

So what really happened today? Was it a day of meditation a la BBW or did the "errant flipper" actually take on an evil faction of the porcine pursuasion? This Bathroom Buddie incursion lark seems not to have been fully put to bed ... Well the Fox found Mr F in exactly the same position in which she left him but BBW has mentioned that he's well catered for on the bacon front for tea ... So who knows!

PS. Vet of the James Herriott pursuasion called. Pigs blood has been found and a mysteriously "hot" plimsole ... A passer by was overheard to say "the frog went absolutely mental ... and a green flash was spotted leaving the site." Mrs Trellis from Llandudno was heard to say "I never believed that a green dressed hero could move that fast ..."

Evidence has been found of inflated electricity bills due to charging of light sabers in the South Norwood area ...

Ummmmmmmm, Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm meditating .... Ummmmmmmmmm

Play it again Sam

So, after Mr F helped the Fox do some gardening he relaxed by playing the old Joanna for a bit and then had a small glass of pinot …

Good job Mr Titchmarsh!

You hum it, I'll play it.

Mine's a small Pinot ...

What a busy day

Well today I was really busy - all boring stuff really. Helping the Fox with her shopping, washing, sanding and painting the bathroom and the like. Suffice it to say I was happy to get to bed! And for a while I had it all to myself - hence the smile!

Night, night everybody ...

The Bathroom Buddie Incursion

After a couple of weeks of misinformation, mistaken identities and "Jonny 3 web" escaping to Brazil, the Bathroom Buddie incursion finally esclatated on Friday. Waterloo was cordoned off and the fluffy long eared brigade [fleb] were after BBW. His only hope of escape was Mr F. After much confusion over his motives it had become apparent BBW that Mr F was on the good side. Mr Big, but Mr Big on the good side.

The police were fearing a rabbit/bath buddie bust up (the pigs hadn't quite decided if they were in or out - something to do with curly tails) but it was only Mr F who could solve this siege with his mighty flippers and light saber. Parting words from BBW were "if i die covered in pink ears and shampoo, tell Mr F I am sorry ..."

So, Mr F charged his light saber and purloined a pitchfork for if the fracas became a more brutal affair ...

The light sabre wasn't fully charged at the time the photo was taken ...

Come on punk, make my day ...